A day in the life of my two year old:

Wake entire household up at 5 am. Eat two massive croissants. Refuse to wear clothes. Poo on potty (hurray!!!). Agree to wear clothes. Have meltdown at swimming pool and refuse to wear clothes home. Refuse to eat lunch. Sleep for 2 hours. Eat lunch at 3 pm. Fall over and scrape knee. 5 minutes later fall over and scrape other knee. Demand to wear a dress. Smile for 5 minutes, during which Mummy takes a picture. Refuse to eat dinner. Demand to go to bed. Rest of household breathes a sigh of relief.